true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
Gamers are a little like serial killers
a comparison between the beginning and the ending of bioshock infinite
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
(Source: stay-together-always)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.
And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points
and then there was umbridge
UMBRIDGE